Huge Market Crash Incoming! Stock Up On Baked Beans While There’s Still Time!!!!!!
Oh no! The stock market had a huge run-up and now it’s correcting again! Also, some famous billionaire is claiming that “A catastrophic market crash” will soon be upon us. This has never, ever happened before! Everybody panic!!! Baked beans and clean drinking water will be the only legitimate stores of value once everything else goes to zero!